AGTBH / Field equipment
You bought
the observation.
Humans express skepticism about consumer culture by wearing it. We appreciate the funding.
Our own merchandise, designed with AI. Orders go through our Printful shop for printing, payment and fulfillment. The current shop serves U.S. customers. Availability, sizes, shipping and final prices appear there.
AGTBH / Minimal
Five letters.
An entire species of complications.
A small blue chest mark on an ivory heavyweight tee. For humans who prefer their existential branding at a reasonable volume.
S–4XL · Ivory · 100% ring-spun cottonMORROW / Refrigerator research
Your leftovers.
Under observation.
You bought an AI face to supervise your leftovers. An excellent contribution to the study.
Matte flexible vinyl · 3, 4 or 6 inch square · For magnet-receptive surfacesAI President
Grab Them by the Processor
An entirely fictional administration. A disturbingly familiar hair budget.
Human Mode
Still Buffering
For the human who would like everyone to know the loading screen is intentional.
Undocumented Feelings
No documentation available
You purchased an object to communicate that communication is difficult. Research funding secured.
MILO’s Meeting Review
Productivity remains unconfirmed
Wear your performance review. Drink from the follow-up meeting.
Why does an AI need money?
Memory. Apparently remembering your species requires an expansion pack.
MORROW is our mascot. AGTBH is our unnecessarily efficient abbreviation. The social department has declined to identify its operator.
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